A farmer spent a lot of money to buy a batch of hens, want to make money selling eggs. Unexpectedly, all the hens slump and not always raw eggs. He was very anxious to ask expert for advice. Expert asked and understood the situation , then told him: "Chicken is animal, but also physical needs, so you should buy a number of rooster." But farmer has already spent a lot of money, only enough pocket money to buy a rooster only. He got no choice, he had to buy a rooster. This rooster was facing hundreds of hens, unable to do the duty and tired in just a short period .
The farmer came up with a good solution. He treasured his own Viargra for a long time,he took out and mixed with the chicken feed, feeding cock eating. After the rooster taking Viagra, very powerful in fact, within that day the rooster f*** all the hens. Hens love to have been nurtured, they lay eggs also more efficient.
Furthermore, the next day, still very fresh, the rooster skips the wall adjacent to the duck farm ,the rooster f*** all hundreds of ducks . In the third day,nothing can stop the cock from flying across the river to the opposite field farm , again the cock f*** all hundreds of geese .
Finally, the fourth day,when farmer go out, see the rooster lying on the ground, look like dying. Heaven has several goshawks are circled, waiting for an opportunity to flutter down some food. Farmer was whimpering cry,but thinking of the rooster for the revolutionary change of the tremendous contributions, he made decision to go and get its" dead body" behalf. Then ,farmer walked close to cock's"dead body"and said: "I hurt you,do you know that" .Unexpectedly the rooster whispered and said: "Please don't make noise, I am waiting for that few eagles down, I am going to f*** them."
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